Giant Cloverfield Monster Toy

I kind of feel bad for posting this, especially for those who haven’t seen Cloverfield yet, but at the same time, if you haven’t seen it yet, you probably don’t care anyway. Hasbro is releasing a 14″ version of the monster from Cloverfield, so now you can clearly see what the thing really looked like. It’s going to have over 70 points of articulation, two interchangeable heads, 10 parasites, a Statue of Liberty head to play with, and authentic, fucking scary, monster sounds.

This awesome beast is only available through, and is gonna run you $99.99, but think of how big and cool this would be to have! It’s not being released till later this year, but you can pre-order it now. So start saving your pennies and soon you can have your own scary-ass monster friend.

UPDATE: I’ve put the un-blurred image behind a cut because I failed to realize that the movie hadn’t been released everywhere else in the world yet. My apologies to Rob, who’s day I ruined, and anyone else who may have accidentally seen it. If it’s any conciliation, this does nothing to truly show you how effing scary the thing really is, I promise.


February 17, 2008